Father’s Day Game of Thrones: A tweet of the Dad

A handful of Facebook friends unfollowed me because they thought I was serious about spoiling Season 6, Episode 9 (59 overall). Did you know the title of the episode is a spoiler in itself?

Anyway, this tweet is pure fantasy. I’ll watch the episode at 10:30 p.m. Arizona time, four and a half hours after it first airs, an hour after we put the kids to bed and 30 minutes after I glance at a spoiler posted by someone I need to unfriend on the social medias.

I should know better by now, for the Facebook is dark and full of terrors.

No sleep till chow mein: A tweet of the Dad

As a parent, you feel like you’ve worried about everything. You haven’t. You never even thought to worry that your kindergartner would steal your car. I may have to rethink my endorsement of napping.

This could happen anywhere, but I had to throw in #PureMichigan because I never had the good sense to joke about Pure Michigan when I was covering the news in Michigan.