Father’s Day fantasy: The kids to go away from 6 to 7 p.m., Sara and I watch the first airing of #GameofThrones, and then we spoil it on FB.
— Tim Agne (@timagne) June 6, 2016
A handful of Facebook friends unfollowed me because they thought I was serious about spoiling Season 6, Episode 9 (59 overall). Did you know the title of the episode is a spoiler in itself?
Anyway, this tweet is pure fantasy. I’ll watch the episode at 10:30 p.m. Arizona time, four and a half hours after it first airs, an hour after we put the kids to bed and 30 minutes after I glance at a spoiler posted by someone I need to unfriend on the social medias.
I should know better by now, for the Facebook is dark and full of terrors.